3/6 - So he won't smell

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Tuesday, March 06, 2007
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Ahh... I just got done with my 2nd Biology test tonight. Only 2
more to go. And I’m thinking tonight I need to get some sleep.
Wakening up at 3AM, wide awake thinking about a college Biology
test is not the best thing to do...

I called my sweet wife on the way home from school and she said
she was busying giving son #4 “a bath for tomorrow.” I said,
“What’s tomorrow?” She said, “The Radiothon, remember?”

Ok, so he has to take a bath to be on the radio... hmm...

Yeah, I guess I almost forgot. After I announced that we would be
on the radio three weeks ago, the shootings at Trolley Square
happened and the radio station decided to postpone the radiothon
until later. They started it today, and it will go on through
tomorrow. We’ll be on the radio tomorrow at 10:40 AM Mountain
time, so be sure and listen to us. You can tune in live at 1160 AM
102.7 FM, or listen on the net here. If anyone can record it for
us, that would be cool. Be sure to get out your check books and
credit cards when you listen!

Enjoy Today’s Jokes!
Marty

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"At the end of last night's 'American Idol,' Ryan Seacrest
announced that more than 63 million votes were cast, which is more
than any president in U.S. history has ever received. In a related
story, this morning Hillary Clinton bought a karaoke machine."
~Conan O'Brien


[She’ll be singing a song with a southern drawl!]

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Bank robbers had tied and gagged the bank cashier after learning
the combination to the safe and had herded the other employees
into a separate room under guard. After they rifled the safe and
were about to leave, the cashier made desperate pleading noises
through the gag. Moved by curiosity, one of the burglars loosed
the gag. "Please," whispered the cashier, "take the books, too.
I'm $7,500 short."

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WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?
(taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds)

Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of
her own. They like other people's.

A grandfather is a man & a grandmother is a lady!

Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there when we
come to see them. They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run.
It is good if they drive us to the shops and give us money.

When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like
pretty leaves and caterpillars.

They show us and talk to us about the color of the flowers and
also why we shouldn't step on "cracks."

They don't say, "Hurry up."

Usually grandmothers are fat but not too fat to tie your shoes.

They wear glasses and funny underwear.

They can take their teeth and gums out.

Grandparents don't have to be smart

They have to answer questions like "why isn't God married?" and
"How come dogs chase cats?".

When they read to us, they don't skip. They don't mind if we ask
for the same story over again.

Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you
don't have television because they are the only grown ups who like
to spend time with us.

They know we should have snack-time before bedtime and they say
prayers with us every time and kiss us even when we've acted bad.


A 6 YEAR OLD WAS ASKED WHERE HIS GRANDMA LIVED. "OH," HE
SAID, "SHE LIVES AT THE AIRPORT AND WHEN WE WANT HER WE
JUST GO GET HER. THEN WHEN WE'RE DONE HAVING HER VISIT,
WE TAKE HER BACK TO THE AIRPORT."

GRANDPA IS THE SMARTEST MAN ON EARTH! HE TEACHES ME GOOD
THINGS BUT I DON'T GET TO SEE HIM ENOUGH TO GET AS SMART AS
HIM!

It's funny when they bend over, you hear gas leaks and they blame
their dog"
~#1 Mom