8/22 - 3 dumb things
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Ok, here is a bit of self deprecating humor;
I did something dumb. Last Friday the Scouts went on an overnight
campout. I got off work a little early and the Scouts headed into
the mountains. We had a nice little camp site, and as boys always
do, they burned an inordinate amount of firewood.
The next day I was cleaning the tent and packing stuff in the van.
I emptied the tent, picked it up and shook out the dirt. (It’s the
two man dome tent we won selling Scout-o-Rama tickets two years
Anyway, I took out the tent poles, lay in nicely on the ground,
and rolled it up. I stuffed it in the bag, and headed over to put
it in ‘the tank’ . As I reached for the handle, I got a good
reflection in the window of my beautiful morning-after-campout
face. Man, I thought... “You need a shave and look at that hair.
It’s truly campout hair. And you also need... wait, where are your
glasses Marty? They aren’t on your head... Oh NO! They’re still in
the tent!!” I had put them on the string at the very top of the
tent the night before, and forgot them. As I unrolled the tent and
pulled them out, it was like they were rolled up around a
football. Not broken, but badly bent. I spent the next 10 minutes
getting them to look like they had hours before. They’ll survive.
Now, contrast that with tonight’s stupid move. The family was
scheduled to go camping at Cherry Hill tonight, and then go to
their swimming park tomorrow. (This is from the amusement park
pass we got from Give Kids the World in Florida.) I had my sweet
wife call to see if they had showers and flush toilets at the
campground. She found out that today was the last summer weekday
that they are open. They’re closed (except for weekends) for the
season. So, no camping and no day off of work tomorrow. Bummer.
And one last dumb move; with no camping and swimming to go to
tomorrow, we decided to go to the stake farm and help out, then go
and see ‘Over the Hedge’ at the dollar theater. Since we came
straight from the stake farm, we didn’t have time to make popcorn
for the movie. So, I decided to splurge and got the big popcorn
and two large drinks for all of us. The total came to $12.50 So, I
handed the cashier a twenty and 3 singles, for a total of $23.
(You see where this is going don’t you?) She grabbed the money,
looked at it, and snidely said while handing me back $3, “It’s
only $12.50. Here.” I said, “Why don’t you take the $3 and give me
$10.50 back in change. She looked at the $3 and said, “oh.” And
then gave me my $10.50 in change. (I thought about being mean and
taking the $3, setting it on the counter, getting my $7.50 back,
then handing her the five and 5 ones, and then asking for a ten
dollar bill, but the movie was starting and I was late. I guess
they don’t hire the sharpest knives in the block to work at the
Ok, so of the 3 dumb things that were done, which were the
‘dumbest’ of them all? [He said realizing he had a 67% change of
being honored with the dumbest thing award.]
Enjoy today’s Jokes!
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Reader Comment sections
When you made this statement "Anyway, I get sick on rides. Not
just sick, really sick" I knew I had to speak up! You are NOT
It's been years since I've been to an amusement park, and the last
time I went, I got sick on one ride..it flipped sideways around
while going around, if that makes sense. I got reallllly sick.
Now the roller coaster going upsidedown didn't bother me or
anything else..but that one did. So jump to present day, being
56yrs.old.. I go to the County Fair, taking Dramamine with me, in
my pocket. WE take in the exhibits, the Demolition Derby and
then..oh yeah..then right before leaving, I decide that we should
ride a couple rides. The first was iffy, it was where you stand
and the pad behind you takes you up and down the wall, gravity
holds you there, while it spins fast. I feel pretty decent when
I get off that one and see one where all it does is go round and
round, pretty fast.. now that's allllllll very innocent, right?
And that's all there was to it.. except it does go forward then
reverse.. So we get on it and then it strikes.. Oh yeah..........
debi gets SICK.....reallllllll sick...... could have hurled, which
someone promptly did, and of course that got all over our
legs........and oh boy, did I almost lost it then for sure. But I
kept it in..and was sooooooo sick, came directly home and went to
bed. I was sick for over 2 hrs, before it relented. Do you think
I'll take Dramamine the next time.........OH YEAH, Lesson
learned.. this ole gal is not as young as she used to be!!!!
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