Marty's Joke of the Day

Marty's Joke of the day is an internet column that I've written for more than 5 years.
I tell humorous stories about my "sweet wife" and raising our 4 young sons, named #1, #2, #3, and #4.
After 5 years of story telling, in August of 2005, doctors found a brain tumor in son #4.
Our focus here has changed little as we still try to find humor in our lives.

Monday, February 06, 2006

2/6 - Super (old) Stones

Monday, February 06, 2006

We had a great time watching the Super Bowl on Sunday. I made a
‘bet’ with one of my 12 year old Scouts of a candy bar. (I told
him, “I want a big fat one-pounder if I win!”) It was a little
discouraging when my boys gave me a hard time after I won. “Dad,
you’re not supposed to bet! Gambling is wrong...” Sheez, who
raised these little boys anyway?

It was funny during the half time show, I had to explain to my
boys who the Rolling Stones were, and that they were once (still?)
a really popular band. I don’t think they believed me. Then I told
them what Keith Richards was famous for. Then they saw how old the
stones were. Every time 62 year old Mick would wiggle his hips,
son #1 would laugh and say, “LOOk! there, he did it again! That’s
so funny!” Then son #2 said, “I’ll be he’s wearing a lot of make
up!” I said, “Why?” He laughed and said, “To cover up all of his
liver spots!” I think they need someone half way in between Janet
Jackson and Mick Jagger. Maybe the Mo-Tabs? Ha... I don’t think

You’ve got to admit, Mick did look a little dated. So, tell me,
who would you pick if you could have anyone for the Super Bowl
half time?

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