9/27 - Time Scouts and School Daze

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Wednesday, September 27, 2006
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Oh, we’ve got a wee bit of work to do. My sweet wife and I went to
parent teacher conference tonight. Son #2 needs to learn to
remember his homework, and then turn it in. When we went to each
of son #1’s teachers, each one started out, ‘Son #1 is so smart,
or he’s so bright, or he’s such a great kid to have in class,
[Then there’s always the next dreaded word...] BUT... and then
they’d go on about his performance. Anyway, at one of the tables
outside of the conference, they had a time-scout that they were
raffling off. That reminded me that I’ll either have to fix the
one we have, or buy another one.

Anyway, more fun at work tomorrow.

Marty

Enjoy today’s Jokes!
Marty



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"A new study says that obese people can lose weight if they walk
12 miles per week. As a result Applebee's is introducing a new 12
mile long buffet."
~Conan O'Brien

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"Son, I just know you'll do the right thing by this little girl,"
said the preacher. "You just marry her, and you'll be at the end
of your troubles." So he did the right thing, and he married the
girl, and about six months later when he saw the preacher again
he tried to murder him. "You miserable liar!" shouted the young
man. "You told me if I married her, I would be at the end of my
troubles. Well, I married her, and she has made my life
miserable." "That may be true, son, but you can't blame me,"
replied the minister. "I said you'd be at the end of your
troubles, but I never said which end."


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"In Florida a 96-year-old woman is running for mayor. When asked
if she knew who she was running against, she said, "Time."
~Conan O'Brien


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