Marty's Joke of the Day

Marty's Joke of the day is an internet column that I've written for more than 5 years.
I tell humorous stories about my "sweet wife" and raising our 4 young sons, named #1, #2, #3, and #4.
After 5 years of story telling, in August of 2005, doctors found a brain tumor in son #4.
Our focus here has changed little as we still try to find humor in our lives.

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Nightmare on Marty's Street

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

When son #4 woke up this morning and walked down to the basement to
see my sweet wife, he was very sad and had his lower lip sticking

“What’s wrong honey?” She said.

“I had bad dream.” He replied.

He crawled up on her lap as she asked him about it. He said that
our van was a bad van and didn’t do what he told it to do. He said
it was chasing him or something. He said it scared him.

My sweet wife replied, “You know it wasn’t real. It was just your
imagination and didn’t really happen.”

He indignantly snapped back, “Not ‘magination mom! I really did
have bad dream!”

Enjoy today’s Jokes!

p.s. Remember, to read ‘just the stories’ go to

Reader Comment Section:

Justin, your going to a weird school is beyond argument, but it
isn't weird because they foster respect for the national song or
respect for the nation's flag. Don't you remember the things your
father taught you about respecting the flag of our country. Just
joking, I know you do have great respect for the nation's flag and
~Your Father and Marty's neighbor

[Can you believe this guy? Living next to some really loud
neighbors and he’s never called the cops once! What a saint!]


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