Marty's Joke of the Day

Marty's Joke of the day is an internet column that I've written for more than 5 years.
I tell humorous stories about my "sweet wife" and raising our 4 young sons, named #1, #2, #3, and #4.
After 5 years of story telling, in August of 2005, doctors found a brain tumor in son #4.
Our focus here has changed little as we still try to find humor in our lives.

Thursday, June 09, 2005

5 Bucks to get out of school? You Bet!

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Thursday, June 09, 2005

Oh, boy. Today was the last day of school for son #1, and boy was
he in a good mood! Sons #2 and #3 go for a half day tomorrow. I
guess there goes the grocery bill for the summer...

Way back at the beginning of school, son #1 brought home a math
book that was pretty hashed. The front cover was falling off. My
sweet wife took the book and said she would fix it. Son #1 said,
“Mom, don’t tape that. The teacher said he’ll charge $5 at the end
of the year for taping books.” My sweet wife taped it anyway and
said, “They won’t charge you. The cover is falling off! And even if
they do, I’ll pay for it.”

Guess what?

They charged us. How dumb is that?

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