Marty's Joke of the Day

Marty's Joke of the day is an internet column that I've written for more than 5 years.
I tell humorous stories about my "sweet wife" and raising our 4 young sons, named #1, #2, #3, and #4.
After 5 years of story telling, in August of 2005, doctors found a brain tumor in son #4.
Our focus here has changed little as we still try to find humor in our lives.

Thursday, January 13, 2005


Thursday, January 13, 2005

“I gotta take a picture of son #3 tomorrow.” My sweet wife said.
The other day I told you he lost a tooth. We’ll since before
Christmas, he’s been missing his front two, upper teeth. And just
the other day, he lost yet another lower tooth. He has his two
middle lower teeth, but is missing the ones right next to those.
With his upper ones still missing, he looks pretty funny. My sweet
wife said an adult tooth is just breaking through, so she’d better
hurry with the camera.


Enjoy today’s Jokes!

Reader Comment Section:

[about me missing a few issues]

Well It is about time # 1 Mom got on you for slacking off! Can't argue with mom and could not win if you tried! Have a good day!
~Don W.

Hi, Marty! I heard a tip before Christmas that might help you out
next year with Son #4, and the rest of the gang, too. This lady
suggested using small candy canes on the tree and leaving them on
all through the season. Then when it's time to put the tree away,
the kids get to help undecorate, and get to keep the candy canes.
That way, it lessens the separation anxiety!
~Linda B.

[This would only work if no one stole the candy canes off of the

But Darling, A logger in 2004 sells a truckload of lumber for
$5000, and Donald Trump wants him as his executive advisor. How
much time did it take the logger to say yes? Thanks, these are
~Brenda M.


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