What was that? Carbon Monoxide?

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Thursday, October 21, 2004
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“Honey!” I yelled up stairs.

“Yeah...”

“I’m writing the column. What happened funny tonight?”

“You don’t remember?”

Sighing and leaning on the wall, “No, I don’t remember. Tell me.”

“You remember, we were all laughing at the dinner table.”

Pause... “hmm... No, I guess I don’t remember...”

Again, pause... “I don’t remember either, but it was funny!”

“Just a sec.” Poking my head in the other room, “Son #2, what were
we all laughing at, at dinner tonight?”

“uhmmm... I don’t remember either...”

So, there you have it. Tonight you get to use your own imagination.
We must have lots of carbon monoxide in the house tonight. At least
we’ll sleep well!

Enjoy today’s Jokes!
Marty