Manipulative little snot...

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Monday, September 13, 2004
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“Mom, I’m tired of writing all of these papers for my English
class.” Son #1 said to my sweet wife.

My sweet wife replied, “Your teacher has a lot more work to do
than you do. She has to read all of those essays and journal
entries that your class turns in.”

~click~ (light bulb goes off in son #1’s head)

Tonight:
“Mom, we don’t have a paper to write in English for tomorrow.” Son
#1 said.

“Why” said my sweet wife?

Son #1 replied, “I told the teacher (nicely) that she was looking
a little tired, and I was sure that she didn’t want to read a
whole bunch of papers from us again tomorrow. She smiled and said
she would see. She just made us do writing in class today. No
homework!”

The manipulative little snot...

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Marty

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